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Ahh, the ubiquitous “Hello world” post.
When the aliens finally get here I’m pretty sure their first message to us will be “Hello world!” followed shortly thereafter by, “We’re really pissed at you guys for polluting the entire universe with your inane and insulting television programming over the last half century. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have Three’s Company reruns bouncing around the galaxy and mucking up interstellar communication in every direction for thirty lightyears? You can’t imagine how angry we get when we’re just about to find out who killed Zorb on Gologon: Quest for Glory and suddenly we see the ghost-like image of Mr. Roper wagging a finger at Jack Tripper and warning him not to hit on his brother when, really, Jack would much rather give it to Mr. Roper’s hot blonde neice who is visiting from out of town.”
And then they (the aliens, not Mr. Roper and Jack Tripper) will enslave our men and turn our women into alien incubators and take all our parking spaces and, just to add insult to injury, make us all watch the later episodes of Gologon: Quest for Glory when all the actors were on strike and replaced with their “cousins” in a lame attempt to keep raitings up and finish out the season.
This post is my tribute to those aliens. That’s why I’m keeping the ‘Hello world!’ title on my first post.
My name is Tom. Tom Coffee.
And, yes, I do drink a lot of coffee. Life’s funny that way.
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