I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream At Clowns

Sure.. You hate clowns. We all do. But do you really hate clowns, or are you just some wanna-be clown hater? Now it’s time to find out… If you really hate clowns, then you’ll love this site. It’s an entire website devoted to clown hating. The link? What else? Ihateclowns.com.

This isn’t just some website devoted to wacky rants about some childhood trauma centered around gobs of bleach-white greasepaint and a circus tent… No, this takes the idea of not liking something to another level. This guy offers a I Hate Clowns store, plenty of I Hate Clowns video games, methods for jointing the “anti-clowning” community, a few free I Hate Clowns items and an entire message forum devoted to hating clowns.

And don’t think this guy is selective. Not at all!

He also hates mimes.

And, like any good internet entrepreneur, he also has a site dedicate to that. I’ll let you guess the website address. Go ahead. I dare ya.

Man, I admire him.

If, by chance, you’re one of those few people who actually like clowns (and I mean really, really, really LIKE clowns) then maybe you should run a quick Google search for “clown porn”. No, I’m not making that up. And no, you probably shouldn’t do that at work.

Unless you work at some big electronics retailer and can surf the web on 45 monitors and wall-sized plasma TV screens at once. Then you should definitely look it up at work under your jerk manager’s account and then take a long lunch right after locking the PC cabinet and tossing the keys on the roof. Just saying…