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Right now our fragile little piece of galactic real estate is plagued with the prospect of global warming, rapid climate changes and a guy with an MBA in the Whitehouse. We need a solution and we need it soon.
I’m also a big believer in amateur science and individuals working towards a better future. That’s why I’m planning on participating in World Jump Day on July 20th, 2006. People from all over the planet will jump at the appropriate time and this will move our planet into a more advantageous orbit and solve all of our earthly problems. You can bet I’ll be outside at 6:39 AM jumping around in my backyard in my underwear, doing my part to make the world a better place.
The site explains how this works with real scientific reports, professional charts and graphs and a very convincing animation of people jumping up and down and planets rotating in orbit. I heartily urge you to sign up today. They still need another 1.5 million people to volunteer and July is just a few months away.
Do it for the sake of the planet. You’re our only hope!
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