http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2006/05/27/a-fool-in-the-pool/ Humor, Fatherhood, Technology, Coffee Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:08:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2006/05/27/a-fool-in-the-pool/comment-page-1/#comment-27601 The Wonderful World of Baby Poop - Spilling Coffee with Humorist Tom Coffee Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:27:19 +0000 http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2006/05/27/a-fool-in-the-pool/#comment-27601 [...] The trick, of course, is to regulate your finely tuned poop machine with every kind of food so that your baby doesn’t produce solid poop marbles through screams or poop slushies with giggles. Keeping baby’s poop consistent requires the same precision and balance that you normally reserve for regulating the chemicals in your swimming pool. It isn’t always an easy task and there are times when the science just doesn’t add up. [...] [...] The trick, of course, is to regulate your finely tuned poop machine with every kind of food so that your baby doesn’t produce solid poop marbles through screams or poop slushies with giggles. Keeping baby’s poop consistent requires the same precision and balance that you normally reserve for regulating the chemicals in your swimming pool. It isn’t always an easy task and there are times when the science just doesn’t add up. [...]

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