I got some money out of a local automated teller machine (ATM) the other day and I was excited to learn about a new job opportunity. Here’s what the bottom of the receipt said:
Wow! I can consider a new carrer in the ATM industry!
Educated people need not apply!
I’m going to send in my ressumee right away!
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