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Monthly Archives: October 2006

Putting The Meaning in Halloweening

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Putting The Meaning in Halloweening

Halloween – Because carving patterns into squash, lighting them on fire and leaving them on your front door step makes perfect sense. A recent study has shown that the United States of America is only second in the world when it comes to official recognition of meaningless holidays such as Halloween. The country which...
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Games You Can Play With A Newborn Baby

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Games You Can Play With A Newborn Baby

Caring for a newborn baby is kind of like caring for a bag full of beef jerky, except the beef jerky is slightly more aware of your existence. For the first couple of weeks newborn babies generally do the following in no particular order: 1. Cry. 2. Eat. 3. Poop. 4. Trick you into...
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21 Altoid Boxes of Spare Change

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21 Altoid Boxes of Spare Change

Go ahead… guess how much… I hate carrying spare change. This fact will be important in a moment. In addition to having a new baby in the house, I’m sort of changing job positions. I’m cleaning out my desk and moving from one building in my company to another building in my company. I’ll...
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Introducing Baby Coffee

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Introducing Baby Coffee

My son’s arrival into the world last week began with two words that are more associated with contraception than birth. “Oh shit.” It was my wife, exclaiming this at about 3:45 in the morning. Me, still mostly asleep, took the phrase rather literally and uttered, “Bad dog!” thinking our faithful Papillon just couldn’t wait...
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