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Yearly Archives: 2007

My Drug of Choice: Pseudoephedrine

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claritanDaddict

Claritan D… it’ll make you feel good. “Hey, Man… You, with the stuffy nose and red eyes… you wanna get high? I’ve got it all right here: Maximum Strength Sudafed, Tylenol Cold & Sinus, Actifed, Benedryl in ten different flavors, Aleve-D, you name it! Don’t worry, this is all real, from behind the counter...
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Wiitarded Again

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Wiitarded Again

I am the reason reason your child will be crying this Christmas day. Your child. My fault. I’ve had a Wii of my own for about a year, but I’m just as desperate for a Wii as all of you bad parents out there who haven’t been able to fulfill your child’s every fantasy...
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How To Wash Your Keyboard in the Dishwasher

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How To Wash Your Keyboard in the Dishwasher

Did you know you can safely wash your computer keyboard in your dishwasher and have it come out working just prefectly? I’m typing on my super clean keyboard right now! For a long time I’ve been reeding about how you can wash a computer keyboard in the dishwasher , so I decided to give...
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Election Day in the Garden State

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Election Day in the Garden State

Another local election day has come and gone here in New Jersey and once again I dutifully voted for the local political candidates that are the most qualified, the most experienced and best suited to take bribes and embezzle money on behalf of taxpayers everywhere. My wife, being a native of New Jersey, didn’t...
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I Must Have A Good Blog Because I’m Being Sued

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I Must Have A Good Blog Because I’m Being Sued

Dude, I’m totally going to use this thing to measure out a gram of the good stuff. Damn, how many ounces is that? For the past couple of weeks I’ve been working on a new money/financial/experiment blog. I’m not going to list the name here, but it has a descriptive title, kind of like...
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Comcast, How I Hate Thee!

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Comcast, How I Hate Thee!

My response to a monopolistic utility that provides sub-par service. Note the lack of a working modem in the graphic. As I write these words the lights on my cable modem are blinking on and off… again. These are not the good lights like “activity” that are blinking, but rather the bad lights like...
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My Ghetto Toy Lovin’ Toddler

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My Ghetto Toy Lovin’ Toddler

My Son’s Birthday Loot: Approximate Value $147.00. My Son’s Current Favorite Toys: Approximate Value $.04. My son celebrated his first birthday recently and like most children his age he was totally fascinated with the wrapping paper, any ribbon he could shove into his mouth and all the balloons we had at the party but...
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Beer, Women And More Beer Lead To The Caveman Conclusion

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Beer, Women And More Beer Lead To The Caveman Conclusion

Go visit CavemanConclusion.com. Now. If you’ve ever written a blog of your own, you know how it easy it is to get hooked on blogging in the same way that Cuba Gooding Jr. is hooked on choosing movies designed to destroy his career. You might write your blog for a while and then stop...
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Do Me A Favor: Don’t Link To My Images

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Do Me A Favor: Don’t Link To My Images

I don’t really ask for much in return for the hours of sweat and hard work I put into this blog. I appreciate comments, I like all the photos of themselves naked that are sent in by my readers in adoration and the large cash donations are always put to good use (mostly buying...
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