http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2007/02/07/valentine-shmalentine/ Humor, Fatherhood, Technology, Coffee Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:54:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2007/02/07/valentine-shmalentine/comment-page-1/#comment-9335 Andy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:04:19 +0000 http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2007/02/07/valentine-shmalentine/#comment-9335 Kicking puppies, please move with the times. It is much more enjoyable to mace them! http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/ Kicking puppies, please move with the times. It is much more enjoyable to mace them!
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]]> http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2007/02/07/valentine-shmalentine/comment-page-1/#comment-8177 Heywood Jablowme Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:11:15 +0000 http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2007/02/07/valentine-shmalentine/#comment-8177 Yeah, I thought I'd try this stuff out, your suggestions, so I printed them out, on a piece of paper, and headed out. On the way to the video store I stopped off at a bar to get a jump on the rip roaring drunk part> Whoops forgot the -, oh well you know what I meant. Well I got a little carried away, and starte d spitting the cherries from my manhattans at the patrons, got it mixed up with the jujubes and movie deal, so when I started making fart noises with my armpit, while trying to get the diaper on, (wanted to look like cupid), they escorted me out of the bar!! As luck would have it, (I think the bartender called), there was a cop car passing as I gently fluttered out ogf the front door and landed in the street, holding diaper in one hand, and nerf bow and arrows in other. I got the weekend in county to wallow in self pitty. While fending off the homos trying to get in my diaper. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to try any of the other stuff, except crying. That only excited the guys trying to get in my diaper more, they took my nerf bow and arrow away during booking, leaving me defenseless. If ever anyone tells you relax, it won't hurt as much, tell them to go screw themself. Anyway, I'm pretyy much use to things like this, because of my advisor,http://www.emailsfromjesus.com. If only I would learn to listen to the voices in my head, no wait, I tried that to. Heywood Yeah, I thought I’d try this stuff out, your suggestions, so I printed them out, on a piece of paper, and headed out.
On the way to the video store I stopped off at a bar to get a jump on the rip roaring drunk part> Whoops forgot the -, oh well you know what I meant. Well I got a little carried away, and starte d spitting the cherries from my manhattans at the patrons, got it mixed up with the jujubes and movie deal, so when I started making fart noises with my armpit, while trying to get the diaper on, (wanted to look like cupid), they escorted me out of the bar!! As luck would have it, (I think the bartender called), there was a cop car passing as I gently fluttered out ogf the front door and landed in the street, holding diaper in one hand, and nerf bow and arrows in other. I got the weekend in county to wallow in self pitty. While fending off the homos trying to get in my diaper. Anyway, I didn’t get a chance to try any of the other stuff, except crying. That only excited the guys trying to get in my diaper more, they took my nerf bow and arrow away during booking, leaving me defenseless.
If ever anyone tells you relax, it won’t hurt as much, tell them to go screw themself.
Anyway, I’m pretyy much use to things like this, because of my advisor,http://www.emailsfromjesus.com. If only I would learn to listen to the voices in my head, no wait, I tried that to.
Heywood

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