The time traveling Paul Muller of the CaffiNation Technology and Coffee podcast.
Paul Rj Muller can travel through time, and I hate him for it.
He hasn’t told me about his abilities, of course. True time travelers never reveal their secret power, but I’ve found him out anyway. I’ll explain how I know this in a moment.
Paul is the Head Barista and Digital DJ Supreme over at The CaffiNation Podcast of The High Octane World of Coffee and Technology. His media empire consists of a Podcast and blog that usually concentrates on coffee, technology, music and just about everything else cool in between. He’s always entertaining, he usually digs up some darn good music on his podcast and he always has a few super-cool links on his blog.
But there’s more. You see, Paul also runs a small business on the side, works a full-time job and, by an amazing coincidence, became a father of his own little bundle of joy one day before my own little Baby Coffee was born. He’s probably also producing a cable tv show for FOX, single-handedly building Internet 3 in his basement, writing a romance novel and putting together the definitive directory of mesothelioma lawyers. Even more incredibly: Paul is doing all these things and still The CaffiNation podcast/blog/media empire is updated almost three or four times A WEEK.
You see, there’s no human being on the planet that could possibly have an eight-month-old baby and still do all those things, including producing a regular podcast and blog of such professional quality that often unless he could travel back and forth through time at will.
I’m lucky if I even get to read my blog spam once a week, and Paul is putting out broadcasts and informative posts on a regular basis. He’s making all of us lazy coffee addicted nerdy bloggers look bad. I shake my fist at thee, Paul Rj Muller!
Aieieie!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! Bad touch! Oops. Should’ve put my coffee mug down before doing that…
As if Paul’s amazing powers of productivity weren’t enough, I’ve discovered that his son his also mocking my own Baby Coffee in his own little quiet way. Recently my son, Baby Coffee, started going to daycare and whenever we drop him off the other babies say things like “Buh buh buh…aooooo,” and “Aaaaaaaahhhooooooooo.” I’m no expert, but I firmly believe they are making fun of my son and teasing him for not having much hair at the ripe old age of eight months. Paul Jr. on the other hand has a beautiful head full of dark hair.
Either his son is mocking Baby Coffee or Paul Jr. is aging faster than most other babies because he’s being taken on his father’s nefariously productive time traveling trips! That’s just one more reason to hate Paul Muller! In fact-
Ooo! It’s a new email from Paul! And… he’s linking to this site and giving me a free Joost beta invite.
Ahem.
Have I mentioned how cool Paul Muller and The CaffiNation Podcast is lately?
In all seriousness, about 99.9% of the traffic to my blog is due to Google actually thinking I have worthwhile content about coffee and technology here. I do not. CaffiNation.com, however, does.
Visit The CaffiNation.com, subscribe to the CaffiNation podcast and congratulate Paul on figuring out the whole time traveling thing.