My Coffee Mug
I like coffee. A lot. In fact, I’ve noticed that my every waking moment, and I have a lot of waking moments, is consumed by coffee because I’m always consuming coffee.
Here’s a typical day for me:
6:15 – The timer on my bedside coffermaker goes off, waking me to the sound of sizzling water and smell of roasted beans. I sip half a cup in bed before I open my eyes.
6:25 – I stumble to the bathroom with mug in hand where I turn on my in-shower coffeemaker and use the hot water to brew a fresh cup while I’m washing my hair.
6:40 – I brush my teeth with natural toothpaste made from coffee beans. No minty flavor is going to kill my buzz.
7:15 – I shave, dress and put on a tie all without ever putting down my mug. No, I can’t explain it, either.
8:00 – I arrive at work and put on a pot of coffee.
8:15 – I take the pot to my desk and put on another pot for everyone else in my office.
9:45 – Needing a change, I grab a handful of used grounds and stuff them in my cheeks like chewing tobacco.
10:15 – Decide that really wasn’t a very good idea considering the coffee at work is Folgers.
10:25 – I spit out the coffee grounds and chew on the used filter. That’s better, but it’s still Folgers.
10:27 – I spit out the filter and chew on my shoe. I’m satisfied.
12:30 – Lunch time! I buy a cup of coffee from the snack shop and a coffee power bar.
1:05 – I go for walk around the office while munching on some gourmet coffee beans.
1:30 – Weekly staff meeting! During our Vice President’s presentation I grind some beans and pull out my French press. No one seems to mind.
2:35 – Back at my desk I hear a strange buzzing sound. I spend 30 minutes looking around before I realize it’s the beating of my own heart.
3:50 – I put on one last pot of coffee for the road.
5:00 – I drive home with said pot in hand.
5:20 – I finish my pot of java, but I still have a long commute through traffic. Needing a little “pick-me-up” on the way home I stop and pick up a cup of iced coffee from a local coffee shop.
6:03 – For dinner I have some Coffee Roasted Beef Chuck, with a side of some Sweet Sausage Coffee Ring and a little piece of coffee cake. I finish with a shot of coffee liqueur for fun.
7:20 – I’m in the mood for something sweet so I run down to the local ice cream parlor and pick up a Cappuccino flavored milkshake.
9:00 – I make one more bedtime mug of coffee and slowly slip it for the rest of the evening.
10:15 – I go to bed a little earlier than usual because I just haven’t been sleeping very well.
Maybe it’s time to get a new bed.
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Your ways of the coffee pleases me!, it seems you are a regular coffee type of chap, do you often venture into the world of shiny red esspreso machines ?