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Yearly Archives: 2008

Review of Bobby’s Burger Palace (BBP) in Eatontown NJ

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bobbyflay

My wife and I took a few days off this week and we decided to give the new Bobby Flay Burger Palace in Eatontown, NJ a quick try because my wife and I both think Bobby Flay comes across as a jerk on TV but his food is usually pretty darn good. We drove...
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Hurricane Headlines

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Hurricane Headlines

Once again hurricanes are in the headlines and once again I have a morbid and unnatural fascination not with the storms themselves but with how the media chooses to report on them. I imagine reporters are given “Hurricane Stories” in the same way that privates in the Army are given “latrine duty.” Both jobs...
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How To Fix that USB Device Not Recognized Error in Windows Vista

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How To Fix that USB Device Not Recognized Error in Windows Vista

I’ve had the dreaded Windows Vista for exactly a year now and I just had my first real “issue” with the OS. It was the dreaded Windows Vista “USB Device Not Recognized” error that seemed to appear after a quick power blip in my home. For those of you not familiar with the famous...
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House Hunters Drinking Game

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House Hunters Drinking Game

My wife and I like to watch the HGTV show called House Hunters which is a pseudo reality show that follows someone as he or she looks at three homes and ultimately buys one. It’s one of those shows you never actively sit down to watch, but rather you find yourself watching when nothing...
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Why You Should Never Discuss Home Improvement Projects with Your Wife

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Why You Should Never Discuss Home Improvement Projects with Your Wife

It begins with a spot on the wall. I’m eating dinner with my wife when I notice a white speck on our red dining room walls near the wooden baseboard molding around the floor. My wife and I are having cold left over pizza for dinner because we’re both tired from a long day...
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Cover Letter and Resumé Advice from A Hiring Manager

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Advice From A Hiring Manager

Ever since receiving a promotion at work a little while ago I’ve found that one of my main duties is serving as a hiring manager for my office. Between retirements and position changes and job additions I have been hiring and moving people around for the better part of a year now. I have...
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An Open Letter to My Son’s Daycare: Enough With the Damn Glitter Already

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glitterart

Dear Daycare Providers: I am writing to express my concern over the seemingly disproportional amount of time my son is spending on art projects involving the excessive use of glitter. When we first enrolled our son at your daycare center (Sorry, you call it a “Primary Learning Center”) we were told there would numerous...
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The World’s Most Expensive Coffee Makers

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lamborghinicoffeemaker

So you’re tired of that crusty brown-stained white plastic Mr. Coffee Deluxe sitting on your kitchen counter doling out lukewarm cups of caffeinated dishwater each morning? Are you looking to upgrade your coffee maker to something more fitting of a man or woman in your position in life? Are you simply rich and stupid...
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A Superhero Short Story

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A Superhero Short Story

Part of the advantage to having a blog which isn’t very popular is being able to “publish” just about anything I want to without actually worrying about how it will be “received” by my readers. I don’t really have any readers, and I certainly don’t expect any other bloggers to read this. Below is...
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