Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife When She Tells You She’s Pregnant

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Yesterday Playground Dad put up an amusing post called 10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife When She’s Pregnant and asked if he’d forgotten any…

I thought of a few more…

You probably shouldn’t do this, either… 

1. Again?

2. Well, that explains the moodiness….

3. I guess shouldn’t have put off that vasectomy.

4. That’s it, I’m swearing off Tequila.

5. Huh.

6. Now we’ll need to draw straws to see who sleeps in the garage.

7. Good, we need another mouth to feed.

8. Now I’ll NEVER get to play Xbox in peace.

9. Woo hoo! Tax deduction!

10. That’s really going to increase my child support payments, isn’t it?

11. Oops.

12. That’s it, I’m swearing off rubbing alcohol.

13. Congratulations! When are you going to tell the father?

14. I knew I shouldn’t have bought condoms from that high school kid.

15. Can we finally name this one “Anakin”?

Fortunately, I don’t have to worry about this right now.

I hope…

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