Tom Coffee
Tom Coffee is the senior writer, humorist, editor, designer, publisher, programmer and manager of SpillingCoffee.com. This means that he is in no way responsible for any factual or fictional inaccuracies, spelling mistakes, typographical errors, fashion faux-pas, poor taste in humor or anything else that might offend any potential reader.
He is a Daddy, Blogger, Writer and Humorist (often at the same time). He has multiple blogs spread across multiple dimensions of multiple universes. Most everything on this particular site is fiction, stupid, or both. Some of his other blogs are actually useful, informative and very well-written.
You should not expect to find any of that here.
On the rare occasions that Tom writes something serious and potentially useful you have every right to ignore it and send him hate mail, preferably with naked photos. Really, though, you can do that anytime. Before reading or believing anything on this site, please read the SpillingCoffee.com full disclaimer.
If you actually liked something on this site then you should first seek immediate psychological attention and then tell everyone you know about it with a link back to what you liked. If you’d like to throw buckets of cash at Tom Coffee in exchange for republishing rights or for him to review a product or service that you provide, then please contact him at tom@spillingcoffee.com. If you’d like to throw buckets of cash at Tom Coffee in hopes of leaving a bruise or possibly causing internal hemorrhaging then, well, that can be arranged, too. Tom Coffee isn’t too picky.
Tom’s hobbies include drinking Chi Tea while practicing Tai Chi, skydiving naked, devaluing his house through random acts of attempted home improvement, knitting, not taking himself very seriously, taking candy from babies and referring to himself in the third person. He is currently working on a historical book entitled A Complete History of the Spork: The First 1500 Years.
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