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BANG! If this page was a gun, you’d be dead by now…

Blogging!

Now who’s sorry? Huh? Huh?

Ahh, I can see you’re the kind of person who likes to randomly click on links without seeing where they are going. Good job, Mr. Clickety McClickey.

I could have set up that link to go to some virus site that would cripple your computer like that horse crippled Christopher Reeve. Yes, I know he’s dead now. I couldn’t think of any other famous person who had suddenly and tragically come crippled that you would know about.

I can’t make the jokes too complex here because, we’ve already established that you’re the kind of person who blindly clicks links, remember? And you’re not only reading my stupid blog about blogging, but you’re also reading the text from a blind link, so you can’t be that bright. Man, what would your mother say?

I’ll ask her. Tonight. You heard me. Umm… Read me. Whatever.

Now go back to where you came from before you hurt yourself.

One Response to BANG! If this page was a gun, you’d be dead by now…

  1. [...] There Are Now More Blogs About Blogging Than There Actual Blogs On the Internet August 9th, 2007 – Humor, Words, Words, Words A recent study by the technology publishing giant Ziff-Davis reports that there are now more blogs about blogging than there are actual blogs about anything else. The Ziff-Davis report surveyed over 100,000 bloggers and found that a full 84% of them were obsessed with becoming millionaires by blogging about how bloggers are becoming millionaires. You can make lots of money with your blog.This graphic proves it! [...]

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