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My Four-Year-Old Is Ready For College

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Children's Claritan

Pardon me for boasting a little bit here, but my four-year-old son Eddie is clearly ready for college. He has proven to his mother and me that he does not need the basic foundations of kindergarten, the monotony of grade school or the drama of high school. I think my pre-k son is just...
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A Short Conversation With My 8-Month-Old Daughter

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Talking To A Baby

My 8-month old daughter is already turning out to be quite the talker. Tonight we had a our first real heart-to-heart conversation. “How was your day, Ellie?” “Ya ya ya ya yaaaaa! Ya ya ya yaaa yaaaa.” “Really? Then what happened?” I ask. “Dah.” “And?” “Doh doh doh doh. Yaaaaaaa. Doooooh,” she told me....
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Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife When She Tells You She’s Pregnant

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wife-pregnant

Yesterday Playground Dad put up an amusing post called 10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife When She’s Pregnant and asked if he’d forgotten any… I thought of a few more… You probably shouldn’t do this, either…  1. Again? 2. Well, that explains the moodiness…. 3. I guess shouldn’t have put off...
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My Four-Year-Old is a Trend-Setting Fashion Genius

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shoes

I didn’t think I’d have to write about this for at least another 12 years, but my 4-year-old has not only discovered girls but also taken a keen interest in what’s cool to wear and what’s not cool to wear in his Pre-Kindergarten class. Not surprisingly, the two are not mutually exclusive. My four-year-old...
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How A Second Child Is Different from the First Child

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itsagirl

It has been about six weeks since my wife and I welcomed our beautiful little daughter into the world and so far the dire predictions from friends and family about wanting to sell off my kids to the circus have not come true. My four-year-old son is taking his little sister in stride and...
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Do Double Stuf Oreos Really Have Double The Stuff?

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Double Stuf Oreos

Here at Spilling Coffee we like to tackle the controversial, complex questions that have plagued mankind for years. In the past we’ve answered such compelling questions such as “What the Heck Is Grain Berry?” and “How To Wash Your Keyboard in the Dishwasher“. Today, we’re taking on our most important topic yet: Do Double...
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What the Heck is Grain Berry?

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What the Heck is Grain Berry?

So maybe you’ve been hearing about this new “Grain Berry” food additive and wondering, “What the heck is a grain berry?” The relatively new term “Grain Berry” refers to a new brand of cereals, mixes and crackers being put out by a company called Silver Palate Kitchens, Inc. On 10/16/2008 Silver Palate Kitchens, Inc....
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The 9 Month Wait – The Case For Not Finding Out the Gender of A Baby

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genderbaby

Our nine month wait is almost over. In just a few more days my wife and I, along with our son, will be meeting the new addition to our family. We don’t know if our baby will be a nervous one or a calm one, if our baby will enjoy being bounced on a...
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Sunny and Hot with a Chance of Armageddon

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Sunny and Hot with a Chance of Armageddon

When you hear the phrase “The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) National Weather Service (NWS)” you have probably already stopped reading or fallen asleep before you even get to the first joke. In case you aren’t familiar with them, the good pocket-protector-wearing people at weather branch of the NOAA are responsible for some...
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