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There you are, in a one-on-one meeting with your mentally challenged Liberal Arts major of a boss and he’s droning on and on about the importance of “covering all points of the compass out the box with the low hanging fruit” and “win-win solutions that push the envelope paradigm” when he suddenly start asking...
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Once again hurricanes are in the headlines and once again I have a morbid and unnatural fascination not with the storms themselves but with how the media chooses to report on them. I imagine reporters are given “Hurricane Stories” in the same way that privates in the Army are given “latrine duty.” Both jobs...
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My wife and I like to watch the HGTV show called House Hunters which is a pseudo reality show that follows someone as he or she looks at three homes and ultimately buys one. It’s one of those shows you never actively sit down to watch, but rather you find yourself watching when nothing...
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It begins with a spot on the wall. I’m eating dinner with my wife when I notice a white speck on our red dining room walls near the wooden baseboard molding around the floor. My wife and I are having cold left over pizza for dinner because we’re both tired from a long day...
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Dear Daycare Providers: I am writing to express my concern over the seemingly disproportional amount of time my son is spending on art projects involving the excessive use of glitter. When we first enrolled our son at your daycare center (Sorry, you call it a “Primary Learning Center”) we were told there would numerous...
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Today I hope to answer the burning question: Do Americans really need an ad campaign featuring a giant living piggy bank to help them save up a few extra pennies? Benjamin Bankes: Part Pig, Part Pimp, All Pink. The American Institute of Certified Professional Accountants (AICPA) apparently thinks they do. They’ve teamed up with...
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Did you know you can safely wash your computer keyboard in your dishwasher and have it come out working just prefectly? I’m typing on my super clean keyboard right now! For a long time I’ve been reeding about how you can wash a computer keyboard in the dishwasher , so I decided to give...
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Having a baby pretty much assures that you home environment will quickly be cluttered with a vast array of baby toys that rivals even the largest Toys Backwards R Us in the world. And it is because I now live in a constant sleep-deprived world of brightly colored hard plastic and soft stuffed animals...
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The Late Dave Thomas agrees: Folgers Tastes More Like Poo because it’s made from Poo. I’m going to interrupt the normal jovial tone of this blog to bring you important news about a disturbing trend that is sweeping across our country and striking fear and terror into the hearts of good citizens everywhere: coffee...
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