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Today I attended my wife’s first baby-related doctor’s appointment and it was quite an experience for me, my wife, and probably the baby, too. I’m a guy. My experience with OB/GYN (obstetrician/gynecologist) doctors is pretty much limited to Monty Python sketches, Simpson’s references and the occasional late night Chevy Chase movie. I’m pleased to...
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I want to live a relaxed and comfy life, so I’ve been thinking about becoming a member of an Olympic team. Sure, I may have to train hard for a couple of years and I’ll probably have to compete in the most stressful sporting event in the world, but once that is over I’ll...
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I am convinced there is a planet somewhere in our galaxy that specializes in truly awful customer service and it is where Wal-Mart, Kmart and Sears all hire their store associates. These aliens travel hundreds of light years to work in low-paying dead-end retail jobs as an effort to undermine our world economy and...
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I thought ‘d give you all an update on how the weight loss is going because I know my fat is your entertainment. I have, in the course of about a month, lost approximately nine pounds. That’s not too bad when you consider the fact that I really haven’t made too many changes and...
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One of the hundred million things new parents have to do is pick out a name for the baby, preferably before the child reaches his or her 18th birthday, if for no other reason than it is very difficult to register to vote when you are only known as “Baby Smith.” Picking a name...
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Ahh, the ubiquitous “Hello world” post. When the aliens finally get here I’m pretty sure their first message to us will be “Hello world!” followed shortly thereafter by, “We’re really pissed at you guys for polluting the entire universe with your inane and insulting television programming over the last half century. Do you have...
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