Weight Loss

Like a lot of people these days, I spend a good portion of my day using a computer all day while sitting on my ever-widening ass and not really getting a chance to move around much more than the occasional trip to the kitchen for an extra doughnut or to top off my sugar-infused cream-laced coffee. The few times I do get a chance to actually stand up and walk around usually only last for a few minutes at most while I navigate my way to someone’s office or conference room where the chairs are even more plushy and …

Not only am I in a soul-draining dead-end job, but I’m also fat and fairly unattractive. I’d draw you a picture, but I have no artistic talent, either.

This year I decided to do something about it. I made the same New Year’s Resolution I make and keep every year: I resolve to keep next year’s resolution. I’ve never failed, so I feel pretty confident that I can make the run again. However, I also made another New Year’s resolution, which is a little more useful. I resolved to lose weight. I started at about 260 and I’m down to …