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Like a lot of people these days, I spend a good portion of my day using a computer all day while sitting on my ever-widening ass and not really getting a chance to move around much more than the occasional trip to the kitchen for an extra doughnut or to top off my sugar-infused...
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There you are, in a one-on-one meeting with your mentally challenged Liberal Arts major of a boss and he’s droning on and on about the importance of “covering all points of the compass out the box with the low hanging fruit” and “win-win solutions that push the envelope paradigm” when he suddenly start asking...
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Ever since receiving a promotion at work a little while ago I’ve found that one of my main duties is serving as a hiring manager for my office. Between retirements and position changes and job additions I have been hiring and moving people around for the better part of a year now. I have...
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We’re having our biweekly scavenger hunt this morning. The only thing in our list, as it is every other week, is “something which will hold hot coffee without scalding our hands or leaking all over our desks and dripping into our very sensitive nether regions.” The Styrofoam Holy Grail of our office You see,...
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My computer at my office died sometime over lunch today. I came back to work after a long lunch in the company cafeteria, reached down under my little desk and hit the power button on my PC. Nothing happened. No hum, no beep, no little blips on the monitor. I hit the button again....
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I’d like to request a few days off from work, but my company’s vacation request process has more wasted effort than a Peter Jackson film. I’m sure our method of asking for days off began as a simple, straightforward process but over the years the layers of added beauracracy have mutated it like nuclear...
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This is an actual official memo from our Human Resources Department regarding one of our buildings. Please do not go thru the back inventory area unless you have business there. Okay, that’s actually not bad. “Thru” is a little informal for a company-wide memo, but I’m not going to take off points for that....
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My office is filled with weaklings. These are people who are afraid of running a short hundred mile marathon. These are people who can’t last a measly fifteen rounds in the ring with a grizzly bear. These are people who can’t catch a bullet in their teeth, karate-chop their way through a brick wall...
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