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Thoughts About Birthdays On My 39th

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Thoughts on a 39th Birthday

Today is a Thursday and today I am 39 years old. I’ve never been one to put a lot of importance or significance on birthdays. I’m a husband, a daddy, a working stiff and a regular guy who has a regular job which means that when my birthday falls on a weekday I still...
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Two Great Singer Songwriters from Lancaster, PA

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josh-joplin

As the great Obi Wan Kenobi once said, “Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy and Amish people and underemployed college graduates drinking cheap beer, except maybe in Portland, Oregon. But they don’t have the Amish. We must be cautious.” I have a certain soft spot in...
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What the Heck is Grain Berry?

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What the Heck is Grain Berry?

So maybe you’ve been hearing about this new “Grain Berry” food additive and wondering, “What the heck is a grain berry?” The relatively new term “Grain Berry” refers to a new brand of cereals, mixes and crackers being put out by a company called Silver Palate Kitchens, Inc. On 10/16/2008 Silver Palate Kitchens, Inc....
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On Becoming A Humor Columnist

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On Becoming A Humor Columnist

When I was growing up I didn’t want to be a fireman, policeman or some shmuck that worked in an office. I wanted to be a humor columnist. Specifically, I wanted to be Dave Barry, or at least Dave Barry with the weekly Parade magazine column and without the awful haircut. I loved the...
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Review of Bobby’s Burger Palace (BBP) in Eatontown NJ

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bobbyflay

My wife and I took a few days off this week and we decided to give the new Bobby Flay Burger Palace in Eatontown, NJ a quick try because my wife and I both think Bobby Flay comes across as a jerk on TV but his food is usually pretty darn good. We drove...
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A Superhero Short Story

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A Superhero Short Story

Part of the advantage to having a blog which isn’t very popular is being able to “publish” just about anything I want to without actually worrying about how it will be “received” by my readers. I don’t really have any readers, and I certainly don’t expect any other bloggers to read this. Below is...
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Feed The Pig – Saving Money While Accountants Trip on LSD

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feedthepig

Today I hope to answer the burning question: Do Americans really need an ad campaign featuring a giant living piggy bank to help them save up a few extra pennies? Benjamin Bankes: Part Pig, Part Pimp, All Pink. The American Institute of Certified Professional Accountants (AICPA) apparently thinks they do. They’ve teamed up with...
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My Drug of Choice: Pseudoephedrine

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claritanDaddict

Claritan D… it’ll make you feel good. “Hey, Man… You, with the stuffy nose and red eyes… you wanna get high? I’ve got it all right here: Maximum Strength Sudafed, Tylenol Cold & Sinus, Actifed, Benedryl in ten different flavors, Aleve-D, you name it! Don’t worry, this is all real, from behind the counter...
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BzzAgent is Making Me Fat

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Take 5 Candy Bar

A few months ago my wife signed up with an online marketing program called BzzAgent. BzzAgent is a “viral” marketing company. The idea here is they send free samples to a bunch of members and those members are told to go out and share the samples with all their friends, creating a positive “buzz”...
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