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A High Definition Love Affair With A Woman Named Bravia

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A High Definition Love Affair With A Woman Named Bravia

I have a confession to make… I am having an affair with another woman. My new lover. Photos don’t do her justice. Her name is Bravia. She is as bright as Einstein during his wild hair period, as sharp as a Hollywood surgeon’s scalpel and as thin as a super model on a hunger...
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Now That The Writer’s Strike is Over I Can Start Blogging Again

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Now That The Writer’s Strike is Over I Can Start Blogging Again

I don’t want you to think that my lack of blogging lately has anything to do with my own laziness, my complete exhaustion from being out of the house for ten hours a day and then coming home to play for several hours with my 16 month old son or my complete and total...
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The Omnipresent Elmo

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The Omnipresent Elmo

Elmo is everywhere. Ain’t Elmo’s Fire. My toddler son has, in his entire 16 month lifespan, probably seen about 4 minutes of television broken down into 10 second clips here and there as we pass by the electronics department in our local Target. We have purposely chosen to not expose our son to any...
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Google Smackdown

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Google Smackdown

I haven’t written for a while because I’ve been dividing my time between a number of “money making” blogs which, annoyingly, really weren’t making all that much money. Like a rat chasing that ever elusive moving piece of cheese in the maze, I was starting up new blogs based on whatever the hell caught...
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Electricity is Screwing Up My Kid

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Electricity is Screwing Up My Kid

Okay… I admit. I’m really the one screwing up my kid with electricity, but it’s fun and he’s cute. Magic! Arthur C. Clarke is attributed with stating that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” But when you’re a toddler everything falls into the category of magic. Like good parents we put up...
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My Drug of Choice: Pseudoephedrine

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claritanDaddict

Claritan D… it’ll make you feel good. “Hey, Man… You, with the stuffy nose and red eyes… you wanna get high? I’ve got it all right here: Maximum Strength Sudafed, Tylenol Cold & Sinus, Actifed, Benedryl in ten different flavors, Aleve-D, you name it! Don’t worry, this is all real, from behind the counter...
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Wiitarded Again

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Wiitarded Again

I am the reason reason your child will be crying this Christmas day. Your child. My fault. I’ve had a Wii of my own for about a year, but I’m just as desperate for a Wii as all of you bad parents out there who haven’t been able to fulfill your child’s every fantasy...
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How To Wash Your Keyboard in the Dishwasher

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How To Wash Your Keyboard in the Dishwasher

Did you know you can safely wash your computer keyboard in your dishwasher and have it come out working just prefectly? I’m typing on my super clean keyboard right now! For a long time I’ve been reeding about how you can wash a computer keyboard in the dishwasher , so I decided to give...
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Election Day in the Garden State

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Election Day in the Garden State

Another local election day has come and gone here in New Jersey and once again I dutifully voted for the local political candidates that are the most qualified, the most experienced and best suited to take bribes and embezzle money on behalf of taxpayers everywhere. My wife, being a native of New Jersey, didn’t...
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