As you’ve read, I fixed my iPod with the Sad iPod icon by ramming it against a pad of paper on my desk a few times. I am not advocating this solution for anyone. I’m advocating that you buy a specially designed hand-made custom detailed iPad and bang you iPod against that.

This kit is totally 100% completely guaranteed to work as something you can bang your iPod against in an attempt to jostle the loose hard drive connection and get rid of your sad iPod icon. This kit is totally 100% completely guaranteed to do nothing else. It may fix your iPod. It may break it more. But, hey, at least you have something to bang your iPod against.

There are two options:

Basic Model:
Length: 11.75 inches
Width: 8.5 inches
Thickness: <.25 inches of plush flattened wood pulp
Weight: Yes
Color: Varies
Note: Please allow for subtle variations in the color and design of the Sad iPod Repair Kit. Our manufacturing process is one which values the quality of each kit over the desire to be consistent in design. It also totally depends on which supply cabinets at my office are left unlocked after 5pm.

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Collector’s Edition iPod Repair Pad
Same as the Basic Model, except I sign it. Because… you know… Products with signatures are always better.

And now, for a limited time, shipping via US First Class Mail is TOTALLY FREE! C’mon… how can you resist blinking text?!?

Order Sad iPod Repair Kit - Basic Model

Order Sad iPod Repair Kit - Collector’s Edition

By clicking on either of the above links you are confirming to the world that you have way, way too much money and free time on your hands.